I want a Game of Thrones Sure-You're-Happy-Now Meal. (Because it couldn't be a Happy Meal. Happiness in Westeros doesn't last.)
It's true that I'm way past the demographic age that McDonald's intends for Happy Meals but let's not pretend that I'm the only adult who gets them.
What toy should come with it? Characters or plush dragons and
direwolves? Or a code that would get me special speed gear for GoTA?