Maybe a Career In Stand-Up?

"Even though Senator Sanders has endorsed my opponent, I remain, as I have been from the beginning, neutral in the presidential Democratic primary."

It's either comedy or a delusion.

Wasserman Schultz has pushed back against Sanders' accusation that the party had rigged the system against him. 

"We've had the same rules in place that elected Barack Obama. These rules were adopted for state parties all across the country in 2014," she said earlier this week.

 I'm not really clear on how rules adopted in 2014 were in place in 2012. Still, she does have a point. The rules weren't put there to rig the primaries against him, they were there to rig them in favor of whomever the elites in the party selected and against anyone who thinks they can win by being popular with regular people.